I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7878. | Allen (coraza) | 91.53 | 99% | 2018-11-23 |
| 7879. | Jiratchaya (jsamutsakorn) | 91.52 | 97.8% | 2024-07-22 |
| 7880. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 91.52 | 94% | 2017-06-04 |
| 7881. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 91.52 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7882. | slacker (theslacker) | 91.52 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7883. | Susan (pfpigs) | 91.52 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 7884. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 91.52 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 7885. | DiddyNetanyahu (yairken1) | 91.51 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 7886. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 91.51 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7887. | Iqbal (iqballerr) | 91.51 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 7888. | Maverick (maverickblitz) | 91.51 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 7889. | Дидакус (didacus) | 91.51 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7890. | Simon (simon_f1) | 91.51 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7891. | Michael (mercury28) | 91.51 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 7892. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 91.51 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 7893. | ∂ß (sheissuchababe) | 91.51 | 94% | 2015-11-19 |
| 7894. | Haha (jeff991117) | 91.50 | 98.5% | 2025-02-13 |
| 7895. | Janheart (jnlayoso) | 91.50 | 98.5% | 2024-05-03 |
| 7896. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 91.50 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 7897. | Austin (muzzzy) | 91.50 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 7898. | Leeham (you_smell) | 91.49 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7899. | Joe (agentcursez) | 91.49 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 7900. | Donked (cyrany) | 91.49 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 7901. | Said (saidenhide) | 91.49 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 7902. | A (achongl) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 7903. | Hunter (bunter15) | 91.48 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 7904. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 91.48 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 7905. | Sparik (sparik) | 91.48 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7906. | CHINTAN (chintan357) | 91.47 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 7907. | Jack (jacknachos) | 91.47 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |