The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5391. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 99.32 | 95% | 2013-04-06 | 
| 5392. | loungecore (loungecore) | 99.31 | 95% | 2012-07-19 | 
| 5393. | airplane (airplane1256) | 99.31 | 98.5% | 2021-02-09 | 
| 5394. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 99.31 | 99% | 2017-11-08 | 
| 5395. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 99.31 | 98% | 2019-08-15 | 
| 5396. | Stupid (iusedtobefast) | 99.31 | 93% | 2011-07-03 | 
| 5397. | Nicole (beach6789girl) | 99.31 | 90% | 2012-10-02 | 
| 5398. | akashi (akashi) | 99.31 | 94% | 2014-05-02 | 
| 5399. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 99.30 | 97.8% | 2024-03-06 | 
| 5400. | Duong (softtyper) | 99.30 | 95% | 2017-03-02 | 
| 5401. | mogeta (mogeta) | 99.30 | 97% | 2012-03-27 | 
| 5402. | Jakub (d14b0ll0s) | 99.29 | 94% | 2015-06-15 | 
| 5403. | ㅤ (toptied) | 99.29 | 95.6% | 2024-10-27 | 
| 5404. | dukiemon (badugi) | 99.29 | 97% | 2015-11-21 | 
| 5405. | Teemu (tpudas) | 99.29 | 96% | 2013-11-02 | 
| 5406. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 99.29 | 90% | 2016-11-27 | 
| 5407. | Jason (jmkiser33) | 99.28 | 97% | 2015-08-14 | 
| 5408. | nika (nika07) | 99.28 | 100% | 2025-09-23 | 
| 5409. | Be (bebee18) | 99.27 | 99% | 2025-05-01 | 
| 5410. | Filip (filiprei) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-03-15 | 
| 5411. | Fox (slowlightning) | 99.27 | 97% | 2011-06-12 | 
| 5412. | David (zzandland) | 99.27 | 97% | 2019-03-03 | 
| 5413. | Timmy (foomix) | 99.26 | 96.8% | 2024-12-10 | 
| 5414. | akleks (munkedunk123) | 99.26 | 97% | 2025-06-11 | 
| 5415. | TKBCats (tkbcats) | 99.26 | 97% | 2021-06-30 | 
| 5416. | Rice Chan (rice_chan) | 99.26 | 98% | 2019-10-16 | 
| 5417. | s1ck (dontquitraces) | 99.25 | 92% | 2014-11-07 | 
| 5418. | tzuji (iubydna) | 99.24 | 97.9% | 2024-10-14 | 
| 5419. | Yu (sadochist) | 99.24 | 99% | 2021-05-07 | 
| 5420. | Tull (torfindel) | 99.24 | 98% | 2017-12-19 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |