The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6526. | Surendra (kshetrisurendra) | 97.78 | 97% | 2013-05-09 |
| 6527. | anawar (anawarawm) | 97.78 | 92% | 2015-06-22 |
| 6528. | Kalibur (kalibur) | 97.77 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 6529. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 97.77 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 6530. | Klaire (pineapples36) | 97.77 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 6531. | jamcubing (jamcubing) | 97.76 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 6532. | John (been58) | 97.76 | 98.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 6533. | Andrew (jakemasterbabeh) | 97.76 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 6534. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 97.75 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 6535. | clare (clare8189) | 97.75 | 95% | 2012-03-15 |
| 6536. | Alex (bajizusaych) | 97.75 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 6537. | Deadly (ideadly) | 97.74 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 6538. | Mo (mhuang422) | 97.74 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 6539. | TMM (matt0509) | 97.74 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 6540. | Etrigus (heliotropic) | 97.74 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 6541. | Anthony (ajs8140) | 97.74 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 6542. | Jason (jmkiser33) | 97.73 | 93% | 2015-03-02 |
| 6543. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 6544. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 97.73 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 6545. | 925 (luluci) | 97.73 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 6546. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 97.72 | 97% | 2014-04-13 |
| 6547. | Spencer (shadowspark) | 97.72 | 99% | 2014-10-27 |
| 6548. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 97.72 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 6549. | S (lattelatte) | 97.71 | 99% | 2021-04-12 |
| 6550. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 97.71 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6551. | Sean (beahmer) | 97.70 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 6552. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 97.70 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 6553. | Joseph (plex) | 97.70 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 6554. | Knortic (knortic) | 97.70 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 6555. | Malana (murfffff) | 97.69 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |