I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10694. | Jay (jaygreen4th) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 10695. | Ahmed Abid Muhtasim (jestyper) | 88.09 | 97.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 10696. | Sophie (sdw2565) | 88.09 | 95% | 2018-12-25 |
| 10697. | Ely (mynchi372) | 88.09 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 10698. | natalie (nataliemia01) | 88.09 | 98% | 2024-04-02 |
| 10699. | Keegan (pubsz) | 88.09 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10700. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 88.08 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 10701. | Phil (pliao39) | 88.08 | 99% | 2019-01-13 |
| 10702. | Rik (rikhier) | 88.07 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 10703. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 88.07 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 10704. | Murat (snaiper) | 88.07 | 97% | 2017-05-01 |
| 10705. | Mai (itsmemai) | 88.07 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10706. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 88.07 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 10707. | Oliver (linearboy) | 88.06 | 97.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 10708. | Aszendent (aszendent) | 88.06 | 98.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10709. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 88.06 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 10710. | aniM (dymek) | 88.04 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 10711. | veirt (exlog) | 88.04 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10712. | Yash (yash1402_) | 88.04 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 10713. | Josh (jleegreene) | 88.04 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 10714. | the (crystaric) | 88.04 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 10715. | Yasin (yasin_ali1) | 88.04 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 10716. | Slinkyman (resident_typer) | 88.03 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10717. | Kubi (kubi314) | 88.02 | 95.7% | 2025-03-26 |
| 10718. | Runt (2unt) | 88.02 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10719. | Alex (alooks14) | 88.02 | 94% | 2022-11-08 |
| 10720. | aGVsbG8gdGhlcmU= (e29da4) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 10721. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 88.02 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10722. | smash (smashmyass) | 88.02 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 10723. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |