I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4890. | fck you latency (whihi) | 102.58 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4891. | (scare_) | 102.56 | 99% | 2023-08-13 |
| 4892. | (wakamesoupxd) | 102.55 | 99% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4893. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 102.54 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 4894. | (zeeshan13) | 102.54 | 98% | 2019-09-12 |
| 4895. | (thesimplepixel) | 102.53 | 96.4% | 2024-07-30 |
| 4896. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 102.52 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 4897. | (dennislai222) | 102.52 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4898. | Frank (frankxu) | 102.52 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 4899. | (alyankhawaja) | 102.51 | 99.3% | 2024-10-23 |
| 4900. | (ericjordan) | 102.51 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 4901. | (katiestardust) | 102.51 | 95.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4902. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 102.51 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 4903. | Huskiez (husky123) | 102.51 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 4904. | (glum) | 102.50 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 4905. | (daddyknowsbest) | 102.50 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 4906. | David (davidthegreat) | 102.49 | 96.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 4907. | (altrids) | 102.49 | 98.1% | 2024-07-22 |
| 4908. | (jjxjacpot) | 102.49 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 4909. | (toxicandy) | 102.48 | 97.2% | 2024-04-03 |
| 4910. | (swshim98) | 102.48 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 4911. | (god_is_here) | 102.48 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 4912. | (dnlhc) | 102.47 | 98% | 2025-10-05 |
| 4913. | (hjpuk) | 102.47 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 4914. | (trig1968) | 102.47 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 4915. | (solenopsis) | 102.47 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4916. | (fajongedslothy) | 102.46 | 98% | 2025-07-12 |
| 4917. | (joemama84) | 102.46 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 4918. | (patrickt) | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 4919. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |