The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2396. | Gregory (awesome1000988) | 63.91 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 2397. | Andreas (andreasdovicof) | 63.91 | 90% | 2016-05-02 |
| 2398. | Arturo (techxnique) | 63.90 | 95% | 2016-04-26 |
| 2399. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 63.89 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 2400. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 63.89 | 97% | 2013-04-24 |
| 2401. | themeaningofluff (themeanin... | 63.88 | 89% | 2015-05-12 |
| 2402. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 63.86 | 94% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2403. | John (jmc2000) | 63.86 | 96% | 2011-08-25 |
| 2404. | Cong (thcong) | 63.86 | 98% | 2011-07-19 |
| 2405. | James (cooljwr100) | 63.85 | 90% | 2016-04-27 |
| 2406. | tushar (tushu) | 63.85 | 93% | 2014-04-15 |
| 2407. | Haridasan (haridas) | 63.85 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 2408. | R (lysergs) | 63.85 | 95% | 2014-06-12 |
| 2409. | Vlas (vlas) | 63.84 | 95% | 2014-03-20 |
| 2410. | Andre (_ndr_) | 63.83 | 88% | 2011-05-05 |
| 2411. | bloodmoon (bloodmoon) | 63.83 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 2412. | Jiro (jiro__) | 63.82 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 2413. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 63.82 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
| 2414. | Richard (jjjxxx) | 63.81 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
| 2415. | mike (yyu2017) | 63.81 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 2416. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 63.81 | 94% | 2022-01-08 |
| 2417. | Captain Murphy (doyouevenlift) | 63.81 | 93% | 2012-11-30 |
| 2418. | Zach (zachlloyd) | 63.81 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 2419. | Toonie (nst94) | 63.80 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 2420. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 63.80 | 94% | 2011-09-09 |
| 2421. | sam (samracer) | 63.80 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 2422. | Jamie (rium) | 63.80 | 93% | 2016-04-03 |
| 2423. | Rinalds (daimonds3) | 63.80 | 91% | 2014-06-17 |
| 2424. | Brandy (jankayla) | 63.79 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 2425. | Luke (bob500953) | 63.79 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |