So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14783. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 76.85 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 14784. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 76.85 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 14785. | GreenLlama (elegantllama) | 76.85 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14786. | dene (dene) | 76.85 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 14787. | naaner (naaner) | 76.85 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 14788. | DvorakAcct1 (dvorakacct1) | 76.85 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 14789. | Mister (simply) | 76.85 | 96% | 2013-11-01 |
| 14790. | Brandon (brandonetter) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 14791. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 76.84 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 14792. | E (norcalvb) | 76.84 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 14793. | Michal (psusylovar) | 76.84 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 14794. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 76.84 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14795. | Just (justvomit) | 76.83 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 14796. | Brendan (barefootcatfish) | 76.83 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
| 14797. | Knut (knutesten) | 76.83 | 93% | 2012-02-12 |
| 14798. | rose (roselynne) | 76.83 | 96% | 2014-08-11 |
| 14799. | Daði (jimmyjenks) | 76.82 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 14800. | RelevantSound (dylan_by_the... | 76.82 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 14801. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 76.82 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 14802. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 76.82 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
| 14803. | I hate errors (ljs4349) | 76.82 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 14804. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 76.82 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 14805. | Lam (lam_blue) | 76.82 | 99% | 2012-05-20 |
| 14806. | Steve (folger) | 76.82 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 14807. | Chase (chezit7) | 76.81 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14808. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 76.81 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 14809. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 76.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14810. | Brandon (barndenn) | 76.81 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
| 14811. | (shaun022) | 76.81 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 14812. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 76.81 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |