As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12268. | Kiet (kiethuynh) | 77.77 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 12269. | Kendii_Man (kendii_man) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12270. | Viv (viv212) | 77.77 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 12271. | Dan (ripper0ni) | 77.77 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 12272. | Cesar I. (aberuwu) | 77.77 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 12273. | Alex (alexsuper) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12274. | Dewiin (dewiin) | 77.76 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
| 12275. | Feld (cornfeld) | 77.76 | 95% | 2019-09-22 |
| 12276. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12277. | Adam (ataguchi194) | 77.76 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 12278. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 77.75 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 12279. | 스웨덴사람 (chltmdgus) | 77.75 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 12280. | Ian (iantu) | 77.75 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 12281. | nilb (nilb) | 77.75 | 98.4% | 2024-04-20 |
| 12282. | Emily (ylime7088) | 77.75 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 12283. | nim (nimen) | 77.75 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 12284. | tstats[chrumatic] (chrumatic) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| 12285. | Macmed (macmed) | 77.74 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
| 12286. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 77.74 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 12287. | Martin (kierandaywalkerr) | 77.74 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12288. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 77.73 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 12289. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 77.73 | 97.3% | 2023-11-17 |
| 12290. | Vadurr (vadurr) | 77.73 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12291. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 77.73 | 94% | 2017-04-08 |
| 12292. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 77.73 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 12293. | ELectr8c (3l3ctr1c) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12294. | Tomáš (tomashavlasek) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 12295. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 77.72 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 12296. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 77.72 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12297. | john (racer520) | 77.72 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |