As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2956. | Violet Evergarden (eizen) | 106.90 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2957. | Leslie (zhalie) | 106.89 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 2958. | t0shy (t0shyy) | 106.86 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 2959. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 106.84 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 2960. | Jacob (jl99) | 106.83 | 100% | 2015-12-08 |
| 2961. | Button (mhd0) | 106.82 | 99% | 2017-09-14 |
| 2962. | Mahrue (mahrue) | 106.81 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| 2963. | OP (owenpatch) | 106.80 | 98% | 2025-09-01 |
| 2964. | qui (_quixoticc) | 106.80 | 99.3% | 2025-03-28 |
| 2965. | loois (gorgontes) | 106.80 | 99.3% | 2024-10-23 |
| 2966. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 106.80 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
| 2967. | Pakistan (muhammadrizwan) | 106.79 | 98.6% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2968. | Will (itzzjustwill) | 106.77 | 98% | 2025-02-13 |
| 2969. | kemiy (kemiy) | 106.77 | 97.9% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2970. | Jaat (saumay_1) | 106.77 | 96.7% | 2025-05-04 |
| 2971. | Joshua (the3point14) | 106.76 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 2972. | Lee (bolttyper) | 106.75 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2973. | Jimmy (jimmmy193) | 106.75 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 2974. | Yves (vroomsevy) | 106.74 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 2975. | Shadia (shxdia) | 106.73 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 2976. | shon (typenic) | 106.73 | 96.8% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2977. | Jeff (jeformica) | 106.72 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 2978. | Dain (evilgrapez) | 106.70 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2979. | Moritz (elagon) | 106.69 | 96.9% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2980. | kovaak main (sharoop) | 106.69 | 93% | 2016-01-23 |
| 2981. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 106.69 | 98.2% | 2023-08-26 |
| 2982. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 106.69 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 2983. | Andrew (cherryz) | 106.69 | 89% | 2015-05-04 |
| 2984. | AJ (joe0702) | 106.67 | 99% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2985. | patrica (shialbf) | 106.66 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |