Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27491. | Sarath (lightisfast) | 57.37 | 89% | 2015-01-23 |
| 27492. | Buba Dorj (dbuba99) | 57.37 | 95% | 2022-05-29 |
| 27493. | Josh (josh150) | 57.37 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 27494. | Yehkya (yehkya) | 57.37 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
| 27495. | syed (alishah110) | 57.37 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 27496. | WIIASD (wiiasd) | 57.36 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 27497. | Joshua (superfoot) | 57.36 | 97% | 2012-08-21 |
| 27498. | Vinh (piecharts) | 57.36 | 94% | 2018-02-20 |
| 27499. | Csob (csob123) | 57.36 | 91% | 2014-05-30 |
| 27500. | Jembob (jembob) | 57.36 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 27501. | varun (waldon) | 57.36 | 90% | 2012-03-02 |
| 27502. | raymund (raymund_jerk) | 57.36 | 92% | 2011-11-03 |
| 27503. | PrPr (jas6429) | 57.36 | 97% | 2012-04-24 |
| 27504. | Mark Louie Paragas (louie4455) | 57.35 | 95% | 2023-06-23 |
| 27505. | nadim (nod_jaguar) | 57.35 | 94% | 2014-09-13 |
| 27506. | anver (anverali) | 57.35 | 93% | 2014-07-02 |
| 27507. | Austin (silenttyperacer) | 57.34 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 27508. | mokm (mokm) | 57.34 | 95% | 2023-08-01 |
| 27509. | anas (qanass) | 57.34 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 27510. | Jeremy (bleeekguy) | 57.34 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 27511. | Kira (kirasong) | 57.34 | 91% | 2012-03-09 |
| 27512. | EggSpecial (eggspecial) | 57.34 | 88% | 2014-04-26 |
| 27513. | Jennifer (jimjam5) | 57.34 | 88% | 2013-05-19 |
| 27514. | SImo (__simo__) | 57.33 | 95% | 2023-08-25 |
| 27515. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 57.33 | 97.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 27516. | Zane (redskore) | 57.33 | 94% | 2016-08-26 |
| 27517. | Nikos (oikon7) | 57.33 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 27518. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 57.33 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 27519. | Hoang (bluestar49) | 57.33 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 27520. | Alena (alenansh) | 57.33 | 89% | 2013-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |