In the company I work for, they won't let you say anybody's 'bald.' You have to say 'men with a thinning problem.' 'Bald' is discriminatory language. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged,' and boy, did they get mad!
—from The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, a song by Haruki Murakami
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1978. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 77.06 | 98.2% | 2024-02-28 |
| 1979. | Anthony (avt5678) | 77.05 | 94.7% | 2023-12-28 |
| 1980. | John (parallaxjedi) | 77.05 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1981. | sh4rkatt4ck (thethicckid) | 77.05 | 96% | 2024-12-29 |
| 1982. | Anton (mountainhills) | 77.03 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 1983. | Atahan (atahan) | 77.02 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 1984. | ahahmed (ahahahmed) | 77.01 | 98% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1985. | Eleanor (ellie867) | 77.00 | 99% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1986. | ethan (ethanizeta) | 77.00 | 97% | 2024-02-28 |
| 1987. | Jessica (slacker1998) | 77.00 | 97.5% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1988. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 77.00 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 1989. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 76.99 | 95.7% | 2024-02-28 |
| 1990. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 76.99 | 97.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1991. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 76.98 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1992. | Alex (apexchaosliege) | 76.97 | 98.9% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1993. | loli (annalise00) | 76.91 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1994. | ricicma (ricicma) | 76.90 | 96.6% | 2024-06-18 |
| 1995. | julian (jihadijulian) | 76.90 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1996. | Adi (twisted314) | 76.89 | 98.5% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1997. | Acc-Maxxing (vinnicci) | 76.88 | 98.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 1998. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 76.88 | 96.7% | 2024-01-18 |
| 1999. | Maynard (mftrumpet) | 76.87 | 96.2% | 2025-02-28 |
| 2000. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 76.83 | 98.2% | 2023-06-08 |
| 2001. | Fayez Johan (mystery01) | 76.82 | 95.4% | 2024-07-21 |
| 2002. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 76.81 | 94.4% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2003. | Wasan (was_an) | 76.79 | 98% | 2025-07-25 |
| 2004. | pakistan zindabad (imtiaz123) | 76.79 | 96.6% | 2025-03-08 |
| 2005. | linnea (lmhowie) | 76.79 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2006. | Hankus Spanky (hankus_spank... | 76.76 | 96% | 2025-02-21 |
| 2007. | Adam (aeoff72) | 76.76 | 98.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 5,714 | 77.62 | April 12, 2023 |