Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4109. | Michael (my_keyy) | 62.41 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 4110. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 62.41 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4111. | AD (blastoise13524) | 62.38 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4112. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 62.38 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4113. | Ian (iwright8) | 62.34 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4114. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 62.34 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4115. | Machine (guldan) | 62.34 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4116. | kekw (propann) | 62.33 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 4117. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 62.33 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 4118. | Raymond (awedragon) | 62.32 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4119. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 62.31 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4120. | who-are-you (who_tf_are_you) | 62.31 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4121. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.31 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4122. | nic (dynamic_bandit) | 62.31 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 4123. | Tony (nessjk) | 62.30 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4124. | igig (eztau) | 62.29 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 4125. | Dan (typefffast) | 62.28 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4126. | julian (jihadijulian) | 62.28 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 4127. | Hybiakj (hybiakj) | 62.28 | 94% | 2019-10-31 |
| 4128. | Bob (bobgolf) | 62.28 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 4129. | Peter (portiz121803) | 62.27 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4130. | Yudhi (tanamal) | 62.26 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 4131. | Nazgul (nazgul917) | 62.24 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4132. | Aaron (newbie1324) | 62.24 | 94% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4133. | Austin (illumi97) | 62.23 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4134. | My (z0rtzp1zku) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4135. | Anh-Tuan (tuanbka2z) | 62.22 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4136. | John (veption) | 62.22 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4137. | Jaimie (kishorer0ck) | 62.17 | 93% | 2020-06-26 |
| 4138. | Elo (eloh) | 62.17 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |