Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12280. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 69.30 | 94% | 2025-05-12 |
| 12281. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 69.30 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 12282. | Chicken (chickenpowerftw) | 69.30 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 12283. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 69.30 | 94% | 2017-05-09 |
| 12284. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 69.30 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 12285. | Parzha (parzha) | 69.29 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 12286. | Jhon (speedykey69) | 69.29 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 12287. | Calle (bensonandhedges1) | 69.29 | 93% | 2022-11-07 |
| 12288. | Mudit (n___) | 69.28 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 12289. | RapidFingers (sznmorph) | 69.28 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 12290. | alem (gewaltxd) | 69.28 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
| 12291. | RandomGamer (random_gamerdxd) | 69.27 | 95% | 2022-04-26 |
| 12292. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 69.27 | 94% | 2023-01-08 |
| 12293. | Alex (alexguevara) | 69.27 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12294. | Sam (sam77777) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12295. | Ryan (rfbaum) | 69.27 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 12296. | LUwU (luwu2310) | 69.26 | 96.5% | 2023-06-09 |
| 12297. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 69.26 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 12298. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 69.26 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 12299. | astroLion (astrolion) | 69.26 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12300. | Jenn (jennyev) | 69.26 | 93% | 2017-02-28 |
| 12301. | Luke (lukeowen02) | 69.25 | 90% | 2017-03-29 |
| 12302. | Rares (raresura10) | 69.25 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12303. | wonstar (won808) | 69.25 | 96% | 2025-07-09 |
| 12304. | Sclahrp (sclahrp) | 69.24 | 93% | 2020-12-04 |
| 12305. | KOU (koulangkaya) | 69.24 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 12306. | Tendinits (tendinits) | 69.24 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 12307. | Angel (4444angel) | 69.24 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 12308. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 69.24 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 12309. | adam (n0tracist) | 69.24 | 93% | 2020-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |