Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 924. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 96.25 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 925. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 96.24 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 926. | Benjamin (bennyvc) | 96.15 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 927. | s. (capslooock) | 96.15 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
| 928. | Xerxony (xerxony) | 96.14 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 929. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 96.11 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 930. | Lucas (helmutzemo) | 96.08 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 931. | Turbo (turbo_typist) | 96.06 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 932. | jin (derpyve) | 96.06 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 933. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 96.06 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 934. | Finch (ficxjo) | 96.05 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 935. | Ronald (primarch) | 96.02 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 936. | Liam (backflip9) | 96.01 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 937. | Alex (eagles1106) | 95.98 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 938. | Susan (pfpigs) | 95.97 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 939. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 95.96 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 940. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 95.94 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 941. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 95.94 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 942. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 95.94 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 943. | Gino (zkuld) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 944. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 95.92 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 945. | Horst (feanor) | 95.86 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 946. | Cheol (cllcle) | 95.86 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 947. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 95.86 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 948. | Katie (lasthour1) | 95.84 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 949. | Joey (nice__username) | 95.76 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 950. | Yuki (yewksmaroo) | 95.74 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 951. | Michael (pioverlord) | 95.74 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 952. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 95.69 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 953. | c (pliva152) | 95.65 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |