With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5375. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 97.30 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
| 5376. | Tiago (lofidesired) | 97.29 | 96.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 5377. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 97.29 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 5378. | Derek (derekcfop) | 97.29 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 5379. | spad1e (spad1e) | 97.27 | 96.4% | 2025-05-17 |
| 5380. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 97.27 | 97.2% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5381. | Horizon (ashirigi) | 97.26 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5382. | shihtea (shihtea) | 97.25 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5383. | Yoda (booya51) | 97.25 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5384. | Tim (theflamer) | 97.24 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5385. | Epoch (epochisepic) | 97.24 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 5386. | JaySavvy (jaysavvy) | 97.23 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 5387. | Cal (cal_on_colemak) | 97.23 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5388. | Lin (lin_ming) | 97.23 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 5389. | Bur (syjun) | 97.23 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5390. | Gareth (morpen8) | 97.23 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5391. | Maccaroni (don_maccaroni) | 97.22 | 99% | 2025-04-11 |
| 5392. | Dallas (dallas808) | 97.22 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5393. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 97.22 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5394. | Tozu (tozu555) | 97.21 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 5395. | Charlie (swordmole) | 97.21 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5396. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 97.20 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
| 5397. | Mahdi (idham00) | 97.20 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5398. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 97.20 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5399. | Khaos (khaosofficialyt) | 97.19 | 99% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5400. | Luke (lukell) | 97.19 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 5401. | Fish (labia_majora) | 97.19 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5402. | Chenxi (fruity_pebbles) | 97.18 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5403. | 🍉 (masqueworld) | 97.17 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 5404. | Alec (lcpckp) | 97.17 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |