I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9990. | duncs (duncs) | 86.79 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 9991. | pervy_sage (iampawandanu) | 86.78 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 9992. | John (bubbachuck) | 86.78 | 95.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| 9993. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.78 | 97% | 2020-12-24 |
| 9994. | Anh (anhton232) | 86.78 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9995. | kb (kbaccam) | 86.78 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 9996. | Tyler (musicpandauk) | 86.78 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9997. | Deacon (nightthemight) | 86.78 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 9998. | hhqefyccoctqybskkt (hhqefyc... | 86.77 | 96.1% | 2024-08-10 |
| 9999. | Genesis (buasch) | 86.77 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 10000. | Prius (mroh) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 10001. | dexterj (dexterj) | 86.77 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 10002. | Alex (vergachan) | 86.76 | 97.5% | 2025-03-19 |
| 10003. | alex (pmills8) | 86.76 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 10004. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 86.76 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10005. | Ath (athuu) | 86.76 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10006. | mustafa (msutafa) | 86.75 | 97.8% | 2025-05-25 |
| 10007. | Ata (aajan) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 10008. | Temple (mason_carlson) | 86.75 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 10009. | JCGP (jgcp) | 86.75 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 10010. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 86.75 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 10011. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 86.75 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 10012. | Markaras Voliotaras (markvo... | 86.74 | 97% | 2025-06-08 |
| 10013. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 10014. | Lyle (lyleraboy) | 86.74 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 10015. | E (spaghet6) | 86.74 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 10016. | ablert (disaptmnt) | 86.74 | 95% | 2018-10-09 |
| 10017. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 86.74 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 10018. | szekula (typegodxxx) | 86.74 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 10019. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 86.72 | 96% | 2025-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |