I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12988. | I'm a noob (xpfxzxc) | 78.71 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 12989. | YS (stramba5) | 78.71 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 12990. | Nuwan (nuwan6) | 78.71 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 12991. | Aditya (aditya2712) | 78.70 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12992. | whereisleelee (whereisleelee) | 78.69 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12993. | James Li (diffkey) | 78.69 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 12994. | rino (rinopn) | 78.69 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 12995. | Vivian (viviaaan) | 78.68 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 12996. | Heinz (drake_x54) | 78.68 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12997. | Hiraman (hiraman) | 78.68 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 12998. | Alex (azheng) | 78.67 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 12999. | dylan (crspy) | 78.67 | 94% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13000. | michael (michaelabdi) | 78.67 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 13001. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 78.66 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 13002. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 78.66 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 13003. | B-Bri (brianschlientz) | 78.66 | 95.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 13004. | Julian (jgbuka12) | 78.65 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 13005. | mnlb10 (mnlb10) | 78.65 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13006. | Enzie (red_valkyrie) | 78.65 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 13007. | Sarah (sarah2234) | 78.65 | 96.7% | 2023-11-25 |
| 13008. | kostia (kostia244) | 78.65 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 13009. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 78.65 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13010. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 78.64 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 13011. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 78.64 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13012. | Andreas Boulios (boulibouli) | 78.63 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13013. | bd3p (kredei278) | 78.63 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 13014. | pig (roadpid) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 13015. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 78.62 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 13016. | Vijay (vijayrao1988) | 78.61 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 13017. | Cedar (beanieroll) | 78.61 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |