I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15496. | Big Boy Diamonds (waist) | 74.88 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 15497. | nipple (blackmokeys) | 74.88 | 98% | 2024-06-21 |
| 15498. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 74.88 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 15499. | ninja (ninja_op) | 74.88 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 15500. | Binod (pratyushbinod) | 74.88 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15501. | Alp (apu132) | 74.88 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15502. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 74.87 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 15503. | AyuAnchor (ayu_anchor) | 74.87 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 15504. | Jason (skyshards) | 74.87 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 15505. | jason (thatsniceman) | 74.87 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 15506. | Josh (zeubermensch1337) | 74.86 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 15507. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 74.86 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 15508. | CJ (cannedair) | 74.86 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 15509. | 4K (not4k) | 74.85 | 99% | 2023-05-12 |
| 15510. | Melonen (meloneneis) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-09-01 |
| 15511. | Chris (cruvolo) | 74.85 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 15512. | Jester (jester_sfh) | 74.84 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 15513. | EmpAra (empara) | 74.84 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 15514. | marli (marliii) | 74.83 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 15515. | rainy (rainybro) | 74.83 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15516. | Reach (reachzer0) | 74.82 | 100% | 2021-02-03 |
| 15517. | GOAT (mbs6864) | 74.81 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 15518. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 74.81 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 15519. | Jenn (jbmoak) | 74.81 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 15520. | Evan (the_evanator) | 74.81 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 15521. | Paul (idlerain) | 74.80 | 95% | 2020-02-26 |
| 15522. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 74.80 | 100% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15523. | xcz (xcz05) | 74.80 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 15524. | Erik (ezhou21) | 74.80 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15525. | SD96 (sd96) | 74.79 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |