So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8110. | Mahmoud (mastercyrax) | 90.10 | 95% | 2014-08-18 |
| 8111. | Blake (gsolol) | 90.10 | 94% | 2012-12-09 |
| 8112. | Doc G (Bay Area) (mgavino) | 90.09 | 94% | 2017-02-24 |
| 8113. | Shadz (shadowspaz) | 90.09 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8114. | Lamont (poison314) | 90.08 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 8115. | jeff (scor) | 90.08 | 95% | 2014-04-19 |
| 8116. | Hoo (phonhay) | 90.08 | 99% | 2013-01-18 |
| 8117. | Shayne (shayneacasio) | 90.07 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8118. | Matt (britzkrieg) | 90.07 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8119. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 90.07 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8120. | alex (schafted361) | 90.07 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 8121. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 8122. | Aaron (aaroninky) | 90.06 | 74% | 2013-09-13 |
| 8123. | Sam (jet993) | 90.05 | 97.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 8124. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 90.05 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8125. | Beverly (lilichavez7) | 90.05 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
| 8126. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 90.04 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 8127. | jymv (jymv) | 90.04 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 8128. | Hey (veeceebee) | 90.04 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8129. | tstats[jessicabugo] (jessic... | 90.04 | 96.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8130. | Olav (tocke) | 90.04 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8131. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8132. | Felix (soundzz) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 8133. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 90.04 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8134. | SafetyBear (safetybear) | 90.04 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 8135. | Jared (jaredintyper) | 90.03 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8136. | Slow (giorgiv4) | 90.03 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8137. | isekai (krimsonly) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8138. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 90.03 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 8139. | Regin (yoloburgerking) | 90.02 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |