As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16799. | Felix (kekti) | 68.29 | 81% | 2016-04-17 |
16800. | Josh (2coolrazu09) | 68.28 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
16801. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 68.28 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
16802. | Pedro (nonvegancyclist) | 68.28 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
16803. | twickortweat (talkingbebuu) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
16804. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 68.28 | 93% | 2016-03-30 |
16805. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 68.27 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
16806. | Cow (cowsnipe) | 68.27 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
16807. | bruh (bruh39090) | 68.27 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
16808. | Fishdog (fishdoggone) | 68.27 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
16809. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 68.27 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
16810. | Glenma (twotwoartz) | 68.26 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
16811. | Ronnie (venomrdr) | 68.26 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
16812. | Haard (haard_26) | 68.26 | 95.1% | 2024-01-05 |
16813. | Maia (kuulmaia) | 68.26 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
16814. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 68.26 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
16815. | jesse (jesse_bro) | 68.25 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
16816. | Keybot (keybot) | 68.25 | 92% | 2015-10-21 |
16817. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 68.25 | 94% | 2016-05-09 |
16818. | Follow IG (adhiyaksa_n) | 68.25 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
16819. | takia! (takisnm) | 68.24 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
16820. | Ragnar (ragnar000lothbrok) | 68.24 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
16821. | PRING (pringdesu) | 68.24 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
16822. | Harish (harishanchu1) | 68.24 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
16823. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 68.24 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
16824. | Kcoo123 (kcoo123) | 68.23 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
16825. | moahamed (mkamed) | 68.22 | 94% | 2023-07-03 |
16826. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 68.21 | 97.5% | 2024-08-16 |
16827. | OtterSou (ottersou) | 68.21 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
16828. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 68.21 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |