See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13119. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 72.39 | 95.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13120. | leibniz (anamaya11) | 72.39 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13121. | THATGUYtm (thatguytm) | 72.39 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 13122. | 💵 (mebank) | 72.38 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 13123. | Loser (tiki1234) | 72.37 | 95.5% | 2023-09-24 |
| 13124. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 72.37 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 13125. | Tashima (tashima42) | 72.37 | 94.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 13126. | Calvin (karubinkuu) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| 13127. | __icc__ (__icc__) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13128. | Prashant (elitedude) | 72.36 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13129. | Vojtěch (vojtar) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 13130. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 72.36 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 13131. | mr.purpose24 (hacker51) | 72.36 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 13132. | Immanuel (nanashio) | 72.36 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13133. | Deni (travao) | 72.36 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13134. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 72.36 | 96.2% | 2025-04-30 |
| 13135. | Ahmad (ninjamonke) | 72.35 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 13136. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 72.35 | 97.2% | 2024-12-31 |
| 13137. | Jack (jacktheproto) | 72.35 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 13138. | ZL1CIUS (zl1cius) | 72.34 | 96% | 2024-05-09 |
| 13139. | cogz (nooodlefish) | 72.34 | 95% | 2019-10-26 |
| 13140. | Jeff (kru01) | 72.33 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13141. | TompanKooL (mccity) | 72.33 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 13142. | bigman (xdbigman) | 72.33 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13143. | Yuvraj (yuvraj_sharma) | 72.32 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 13144. | A1r (uma1r) | 72.32 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 13145. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 72.32 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 13146. | max (maxlauth) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 13147. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 72.32 | 96.4% | 2021-02-20 |
| 13148. | Nicholas (nicholasyeet) | 72.32 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |