I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8859. | Pebble (hoodjfh) | 92.57 | 98.2% | 2024-02-15 |
| 8860. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 92.57 | 98.3% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8861. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 92.57 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8862. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8863. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 92.56 | 100% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8864. | Aric (smokedope2525) | 92.55 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 8865. | George (sellers1234) | 92.55 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 8866. | Velxcity (velxcityyy) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8867. | Horst III (horstiii) | 92.54 | 98.2% | 2024-02-19 |
| 8868. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 92.54 | 97.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8869. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 92.54 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 8870. | Joe (eoj05) | 92.54 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 8871. | DaCaN (dacan) | 92.54 | 99% | 2024-07-07 |
| 8872. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 92.53 | 98.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8873. | Owen (od3stroyer) | 92.53 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8874. | Richard (richyk1) | 92.53 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 8875. | Goldstone325 (goldstone325) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8876. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 92.51 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8877. | Jen (jenniferrocks07) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8878. | Wasan (was_an) | 92.50 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 8879. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 92.50 | 97.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8880. | nonononono (printerink) | 92.50 | 98% | 2024-01-06 |
| 8881. | Brandon (bchung00) | 92.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8882. | Joshua (joshhou) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 8883. | Daniel (calvary_hope) | 92.49 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8884. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 92.49 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8885. | Joe (redlinec) | 92.49 | 100% | 2024-12-09 |
| 8886. | David (angels2002) | 92.49 | 98% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8887. | cold (coldmind) | 92.49 | 99% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8888. | ethan (chorboe) | 92.49 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |