The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1226. | mo (ceiba) | 70.21 | 96% | 2013-06-10 |
| 1227. | gearrrewf (gerardgb) | 70.21 | 89% | 2017-04-04 |
| 1228. | Soham (shadeoxide) | 70.20 | 94.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 1229. | Carlos (motumbo) | 70.18 | 95% | 2011-09-26 |
| 1230. | Aedan (kirving1234) | 70.17 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1231. | Lars (aulena) | 70.17 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 1232. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 70.17 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 1233. | Aldir (faway) | 70.16 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1234. | Shrox (shrox) | 70.15 | 93% | 2015-03-23 |
| 1235. | Aidil (aidil42) | 70.15 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1236. | Ian (iantu) | 70.14 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 1237. | Rue (rueryuuzaki) | 70.14 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
| 1238. | Michael (j_rider) | 70.10 | 95% | 2013-09-20 |
| 1239. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 70.08 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 1240. | oskar (oskar86) | 70.07 | 91% | 2015-02-15 |
| 1241. | Ronald (200275146) | 70.06 | 92% | 2014-12-16 |
| 1242. | Jennifer (jenney.mcfaddon@g... | 70.04 | 97% | 2012-01-21 |
| 1243. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 70.04 | 97% | 2014-09-26 |
| 1244. | Asgeir (magx) | 70.03 | 91% | 2013-03-05 |
| 1245. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 70.02 | 92% | 2011-12-28 |
| 1246. | Lokesh (lucky_21) | 70.02 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1247. | Weezy (weezy) | 70.02 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 1248. | Ryan (onionz) | 70.01 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 1249. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 70.01 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1250. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 70.00 | 93% | 2016-05-31 |
| 1251. | Alexandra (alleyandra) | 69.99 | 96% | 2012-07-26 |
| 1252. | Michael (mikeme1) | 69.98 | 98% | 2013-03-11 |
| 1253. | Road To 100 (rextshark) | 69.94 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 1254. | svat (svat) | 69.93 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 1255. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 69.92 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |