As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11684. | Alex (alexk123) | 79.77 | 96.7% | 2025-03-08 |
11685. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 79.77 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
11686. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 79.77 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
11687. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 79.77 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
11688. | dan (dankasoff) | 79.76 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
11689. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 79.76 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
11690. | Isaac (i_emerge16) | 79.76 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
11691. | Brandon (itsbarn) | 79.76 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
11692. | Lapis (jeff3077) | 79.76 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
11693. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 79.76 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
11694. | Timon (ttimonn) | 79.76 | 94% | 2015-04-22 |
11695. | Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (weavin... | 79.76 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
11696. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 79.76 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
11697. | Arvin (vin_ar) | 79.75 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
11698. | Magishian (magishian) | 79.75 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
11699. | Cyrus (cyrus19) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
11700. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 79.74 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
11701. | Bot (348866896) | 79.74 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
11702. | Tyson (snoty) | 79.73 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
11703. | Tristan (psychoku) | 79.73 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
11704. | Issac (njchicken) | 79.73 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
11705. | ∞ (lukman999) | 79.73 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
11706. | Aaron (freemind2pointo) | 79.73 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
11707. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 79.73 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
11708. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 79.72 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
11709. | Che (cherry3330) | 79.72 | 92% | 2016-11-26 |
11710. | Eddie (sweddie05) | 79.72 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
11711. | Askhat (smallboy) | 79.72 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
11712. | Geneva (genevatypes) | 79.72 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
11713. | Jose (josethomas) | 79.71 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |