As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14809. | Blake (samuryon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
| 14810. | www.Mehdi.gg (wwwmehdidotgg) | 72.99 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 14811. | Ramiro (wolfeinnsteein) | 72.99 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14812. | Isaac (reticence) | 72.99 | 94% | 2017-06-01 |
| 14813. | Legendaria (legendaria) | 72.98 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 14814. | David (davidsgr08) | 72.98 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 14815. | jc.ekrem (jc_ekrem) | 72.98 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 14816. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 72.98 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 14817. | Suman (suman1998) | 72.98 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 14818. | Kyle (kthom925) | 72.97 | 91% | 2015-05-31 |
| 14819. | IG☢R (_igor_) | 72.97 | 99% | 2015-09-11 |
| 14820. | Ab (abdir) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14821. | Type (type_resing) | 72.97 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14822. | myscloud (myscloud) | 72.97 | 93% | 2015-11-15 |
| 14823. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 72.97 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
| 14824. | Lefu (l1298) | 72.97 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
| 14825. | Mike (paycheck24) | 72.96 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 14826. | HondaTypeR (honda_typer) | 72.96 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 14827. | devr (devr) | 72.96 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 14828. | Dhaos (odhaoso) | 72.96 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14829. | grigoar (grigoar) | 72.96 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 14830. | Twis (twis23) | 72.96 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 14831. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.96 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 14832. | J (jen12) | 72.96 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 14833. | Christopher (chriskaee) | 72.95 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 14834. | MO (mag240) | 72.94 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
| 14835. | polsab (polsab) | 72.94 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| 14836. | Adalbert (squ33z3r) | 72.93 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14837. | Bee (abreezy88) | 72.93 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14838. | Latif (lephant) | 72.92 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |