So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19845. | johann (juski) | 68.76 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 19846. | Hackson (hackson) | 68.76 | 89% | 2011-08-19 |
| 19847. | Andy (jooceypineapple) | 68.76 | 81% | 2012-09-23 |
| 19848. | Jasper (odawari) | 68.75 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 19849. | zreem (zreem) | 68.75 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
| 19850. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 68.75 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 19851. | Conan (ronjeremy) | 68.75 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 19852. | Calvin (cwalls3) | 68.75 | 90% | 2013-10-04 |
| 19853. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 68.75 | 98% | 2016-03-26 |
| 19854. | (.)(.) (lakshmanan456654) | 68.75 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 19855. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 68.74 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 19856. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 68.74 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
| 19857. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 68.74 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
| 19858. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 68.74 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
| 19859. | juin (choonjuin) | 68.74 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 19860. | cheyenne (cheyenne62) | 68.74 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 19861. | Tcbp (tcbp) | 68.73 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
| 19862. | emma (wooemma) | 68.73 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 19863. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 19864. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 68.73 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 19865. | ♪♫♪♫♫♪ (adthem1) | 68.73 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 19866. | Luka (zalla) | 68.73 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 19867. | tonghua (tonghua) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 19868. | MechanicalMan (superswampy) | 68.73 | 96% | 2014-01-30 |
| 19869. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 68.73 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| 19870. | Jerald Joshua (jeraldjoshua) | 68.72 | 90% | 2017-05-08 |
| 19871. | Mike (qb1222090) | 68.72 | 87% | 2016-10-01 |
| 19872. | eklow (nghiatree) | 68.72 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 19873. | Joseph (zingers) | 68.72 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 19874. | rock (nesreen135) | 68.72 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |