Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3946. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 94.96 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3947. | Puffle (pufflebuns) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-11-14 |
| 3948. | bon (wthboms6) | 94.95 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3949. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 94.95 | 97% | 2025-04-11 |
| 3950. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 94.94 | 97.6% | 2023-11-24 |
| 3951. | Jay (aasiaat) | 94.94 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 3952. | Somogyi (vincture) | 94.94 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 3953. | Amos (amosbird) | 94.94 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3954. | only quit (sberens) | 94.92 | 100% | 2021-05-19 |
| 3955. | Ashley (ashtastic) | 94.91 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3956. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 94.90 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 3957. | Mortal333 (mortal333) | 94.90 | 95.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 3958. | Pia (fitzy1691) | 94.89 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 3959. | Marcus (lordakia) | 94.89 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 3960. | Ricky (muffinpotato) | 94.89 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3961. | Alex (hillfreight) | 94.89 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3962. | (spireonthemoor) | 94.88 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 3963. | john (oneiroi) | 94.88 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3964. | Jeffrey (jeffreyyong) | 94.88 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 3965. | Jake (faljake) | 94.87 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 3966. | Nectarios (locomolotov) | 94.87 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 3967. | Fran (franbyron) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 3968. | Mujahid (chaos_knight) | 94.86 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 3969. | Igor (skeef79) | 94.86 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 3970. | mariah (serialfriend) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 3971. | izzlidat (izzlidat_4545) | 94.84 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 3972. | Jerry (smellypickle) | 94.84 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 3973. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 94.82 | 97.9% | 2024-06-10 |
| 3974. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 94.82 | 98.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3975. | Marko (polarbear1229) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |