The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29660. | Casey (morton109) | 55.46 | 85% | 2011-05-20 |
| 29661. | Piro Peleyer (nabilgonehome) | 55.46 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 29662. | deddy (deddywahyudi) | 55.46 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 29663. | Yifan (gyyy1995) | 55.46 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 29664. | man (manyoeur) | 55.45 | 95% | 2012-01-10 |
| 29665. | Vuong (alamin) | 55.45 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 29666. | Monkee (diamondpotato42) | 55.44 | 93% | 2021-06-15 |
| 29667. | tstats[prabin_bajal] (prabi... | 55.44 | 94.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 29668. | Naimul (_encrypto) | 55.44 | 94% | 2019-08-14 |
| 29669. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 55.44 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 29670. | Vojta (asrvojta) | 55.44 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 29671. | Marta (marta1410) | 55.44 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 29672. | henryshort (henryshort) | 55.44 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 29673. | obsidian (cbehen) | 55.44 | 94% | 2011-08-05 |
| 29674. | Alex (alexsong) | 55.43 | 94% | 2017-09-24 |
| 29675. | kamall (kamtangy) | 55.43 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 29676. | Matthew (jeffreyelze) | 55.42 | 95% | 2023-04-19 |
| 29677. | Mohit Khatri (mohitkhatri) | 55.42 | 97% | 2023-09-30 |
| 29678. | karrar (saffa990) | 55.42 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 29679. | Karan (sofastkaran) | 55.42 | 91% | 2012-12-03 |
| 29680. | Alex (raisone) | 55.42 | 97% | 2014-10-16 |
| 29681. | Mei (mei_chiri) | 55.42 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
| 29682. | gregos mavris (mavrideros) | 55.41 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 29683. | Jefferson Alfred (alfred8812) | 55.41 | 91% | 2014-12-12 |
| 29684. | Tearies (tearies) | 55.41 | 92% | 2014-07-03 |
| 29685. | Nick (attain) | 55.40 | 88% | 2013-04-28 |
| 29686. | Tomas (tbpramprabast) | 55.40 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 29687. | adelaide (adelaide1989) | 55.40 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 29688. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 55.40 | 90% | 2015-05-25 |
| 29689. | Bartek (baryla69) | 55.40 | 92% | 2016-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |