As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18968. | K0ppai (k0ppai) | 62.21 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 18969. | Pete (pete2015) | 62.21 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
| 18970. | Oakamoore (oakamoore) | 62.20 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 18971. | B.Subramanyam (dipu111) | 62.20 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 18972. | Neal (zyeo) | 62.20 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18973. | Shaun (hemoe) | 62.20 | 91% | 2015-10-12 |
| 18974. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 62.20 | 91% | 2016-10-12 |
| 18975. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 62.19 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 18976. | Emil (mielies1) | 62.19 | 98% | 2016-11-18 |
| 18977. | Aise (ryen_th) | 62.19 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 18978. | Enrico (onenrico) | 62.19 | 91% | 2016-06-17 |
| 18979. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 62.19 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 18980. | Marcus (miiizu) | 62.18 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 18981. | :) (erincur123) | 62.18 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 18982. | Manu (manu_uchiha) | 62.18 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 18983. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 62.18 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 18984. | Nirmith (nirmith_akash) | 62.17 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
| 18985. | Aryan (jeffery346) | 62.17 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
| 18986. | Janjay Ean (janjayr) | 62.17 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 18987. | pica123 (yeeboi) | 62.17 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 18988. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 62.17 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 18989. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 18990. | apolcube (japollopntr77) | 62.16 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 18991. | Speed (speedking01) | 62.16 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 18992. | anna (gpanna) | 62.16 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 18993. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-03-20 |
| 18994. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 18995. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 18996. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 18997. | Sky (husam365) | 62.16 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |