So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7635. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 91.29 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 7636. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 91.29 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 7637. | Barett (thebman919) | 91.29 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 7638. | Connor (rower) | 91.29 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
| 7639. | Jay (sockpuppy) | 91.28 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7640. | Raymond (philosobyte) | 91.28 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7641. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 91.28 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 7642. | san (nianen88) | 91.28 | 95% | 2016-02-19 |
| 7643. | 雲龍 (molndrake) | 91.28 | 92% | 2014-09-15 |
| 7644. | Dambi (tomino) | 91.28 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 7645. | Eric (radiosurgery) | 91.27 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7646. | Sconez (sconez) | 91.27 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 7647. | Mat (tencion) | 91.27 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 7648. | Peter (soulshok) | 91.27 | 96% | 2012-05-14 |
| 7649. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 91.27 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 7650. | Enrique (zero90) | 91.27 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 7651. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 7652. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 7653. | Lima (legit__mib) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7654. | Jeff (jeffcolv) | 91.26 | 90% | 2015-06-22 |
| 7655. | mathman523 (mathman523) | 91.26 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
| 7656. | moblunt (moblunt) | 91.25 | 94% | 2011-12-09 |
| 7657. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 91.24 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 7658. | calvindawgz (calvindawgz) | 91.24 | 98% | 2013-01-23 |
| 7659. | Alec (alecwest) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7660. | woo (homerowmoment) | 91.24 | 97.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 7661. | Basil (lemmiwinks2917) | 91.24 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7662. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 91.24 | 100% | 2014-12-20 |
| 7663. | Russ (rtyui9) | 91.23 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 7664. | Dustin (dtrain586) | 91.23 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |