Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3650. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 65.65 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3651. | Marshall (google1013) | 65.65 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3652. | Sean (seankoay8) | 65.64 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 3653. | Krypto (krypto406) | 65.64 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 3654. | Matthew (mqtthew) | 65.60 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 3655. | Order (orderadchaos) | 65.59 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3656. | Christian (cervit) | 65.59 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3657. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 65.59 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3658. | Ruicky8 (ruicky8) | 65.57 | 94% | 2019-01-08 |
| 3659. | Tengkleng (tengkleng) | 65.54 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
| 3660. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 65.51 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3661. | Lee (enelledee) | 65.50 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3662. | flashy (flashy1996) | 65.48 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 3663. | Wake (wakethefake) | 65.46 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 3664. | AKGD (akgd) | 65.44 | 95% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3665. | GMonk (gmonk) | 65.44 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3666. | Lachie (tortoisenothing) | 65.43 | 94% | 2020-04-25 |
| 3667. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 65.43 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3668. | Carl (cvmeyer) | 65.43 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 3669. | Alstr (alstr) | 65.42 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3670. | Xirree (xirree) | 65.42 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3671. | Miikka (moelanen) | 65.40 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 3672. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 65.40 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3673. | Iker (pinacolada) | 65.40 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 3674. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 65.39 | 95% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3675. | gaule (gaule) | 65.39 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3676. | willy (willywongker69) | 65.37 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 3677. | Sam (frogboy198) | 65.37 | 95% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3678. | Roman (udachin) | 65.37 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3679. | Deirdre (deirdrescan) | 65.35 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |