I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8653. | Charlie (charlieinthebox) | 93.22 | 97.2% | 2023-12-06 |
| 8654. | Alex (khanis1) | 93.22 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8655. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 93.22 | 99% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8656. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 93.21 | 97.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 8657. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 93.20 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8658. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 93.20 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8659. | Panos (panos7) | 93.20 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
| 8660. | Sam (busiclucho) | 93.20 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 8661. | Charlotte (truest) | 93.19 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 8662. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 93.19 | 96.8% | 2025-04-27 |
| 8663. | manoj (manoj0792) | 93.19 | 94.7% | 2024-06-23 |
| 8664. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 93.18 | 96.7% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8665. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 93.17 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8666. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 93.16 | 98.2% | 2025-01-10 |
| 8667. | hissi (hissi) | 93.16 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 8668. | Yakiniku (bigmeatball) | 93.16 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8669. | peepeepoopoo (12peepeepoopoo) | 93.15 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8670. | keasbey (keasbey) | 93.15 | 97% | 2025-01-21 |
| 8671. | Auyox (deadbags) | 93.15 | 99% | 2020-05-12 |
| 8672. | Monirak (jeanpierredeversai... | 93.15 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 8673. | Elie (eliepr0) | 93.14 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8674. | delfan (delfaaan) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 8675. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 93.14 | 95% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8676. | spin (bprime712) | 93.13 | 95.9% | 2024-09-13 |
| 8677. | Avery (volleygirl1011) | 93.13 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8678. | Alex (poop_guy) | 93.13 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8679. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 93.13 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
| 8680. | sashimi (sashimifx) | 93.12 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| 8681. | (ryan8896lch) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8682. | yo (markus1012) | 93.11 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |