All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9139. | Bryle (itsbrytastic) | 85.49 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9140. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 85.49 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 9141. | baboom (baboom3) | 85.49 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9142. | afvf (avnroinf) | 85.48 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9143. | Bertil (bingobertil) | 85.48 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9144. | Jack (guywhodoesallthegroup... | 85.48 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 9145. | + (hollin) | 85.48 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 9146. | B1 (b1north) | 85.48 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 9147. | J (calculator454) | 85.47 | 96% | 2025-05-25 |
| 9148. | ghuid (stefano27) | 85.47 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 9149. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 85.46 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9150. | piper (piperhadley) | 85.46 | 96.5% | 2024-02-26 |
| 9151. | ? (tokesther) | 85.46 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9152. | Jack (jfragg) | 85.46 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 9153. | Biggest (biggestnarstie) | 85.46 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 9154. | Evan (mishwad) | 85.46 | 99% | 2024-03-19 |
| 9155. | jdebitjr (jdebitjr) | 85.45 | 96% | 2025-05-07 |
| 9156. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 85.45 | 97.3% | 2024-01-30 |
| 9157. | dumb (dumbusername) | 85.45 | 97.2% | 2024-03-22 |
| 9158. | Hamski (maythose) | 85.45 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 9159. | naymo (naymo) | 85.44 | 95% | 2024-10-09 |
| 9160. | Logan (shadows36) | 85.44 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9161. | Greg (cake1554) | 85.44 | 97% | 2024-12-03 |
| 9162. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 85.44 | 97.6% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9163. | Will (carbohydra) | 85.44 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9164. | punit (thakelatyper) | 85.44 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9165. | Brigid (riniti) | 85.44 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 9166. | Bert (scoobied00) | 85.43 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9167. | Nathan (alohaboy31) | 85.43 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 9168. | starguything (starguything) | 85.43 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |