The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5920. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 97.85 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 5921. | Joshua (joshuaash) | 97.85 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5922. | Ghassan (ghassanbarghouti) | 97.85 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5923. | TM™ (kirchhoff) | 97.84 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 5924. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 97.84 | 97.1% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5925. | Aamill (aamill) | 97.84 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5926. | SideG (sideg) | 97.84 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5927. | Edward (kailhreds) | 97.84 | 99% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5928. | print("Desconocid0h")#0482 ... | 97.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5929. | Vasco (vascof) | 97.84 | 98.1% | 2024-04-20 |
| 5930. | Jimmy (jimbot220) | 97.84 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
| 5931. | MumeiGAF (mumeigaf) | 97.84 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5932. | mokira (mokira) | 97.84 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
| 5933. | Akza (akza) | 97.84 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
| 5934. | John (molotov5) | 97.83 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5935. | Ali (ali_pro) | 97.83 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 5936. | Seline (pinkfluffy) | 97.82 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 5937. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 97.82 | 95% | 2014-06-19 |
| 5938. | Joshua (jbtaylor) | 97.82 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 5939. | Bejoy (bejoy_sen) | 97.81 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 5940. | Anica (oica) | 97.81 | 98.1% | 2024-04-14 |
| 5941. | a (tinle1307) | 97.81 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5942. | alex (exdunn) | 97.81 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5943. | ahm (ahm_1) | 97.80 | 98.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 5944. | 「 」 (fruitreaper) | 97.80 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 5945. | Master (mcrockett) | 97.80 | 98% | 2015-10-07 |
| 5946. | zasu (ehmmkay) | 97.80 | 91% | 2013-11-02 |
| 5947. | tijl (heartbeattt) | 97.80 | 90% | 2013-03-07 |
| 5948. | Ikin (ikin_ari) | 97.79 | 93% | 2011-09-16 |
| 5949. | Pisit (compisit) | 97.79 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |