The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8834. | Max (kazmor) | 91.73 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8835. | Justin (justinj) | 91.73 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 8836. | (eikig) | 91.73 | 98% | 2014-02-03 |
| 8837. | Nishant (nishanttotla) | 91.73 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 8838. | Imran Hakim (imhaq1m) | 91.72 | 98.1% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8839. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 91.72 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 8840. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 91.72 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8841. | Patrik (pbody) | 91.72 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8842. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 91.72 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8843. | Andrei (knox) | 91.72 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 8844. | Zeid (hozning) | 91.72 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 8845. | Drey (ellendren) | 91.71 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8846. | bunkered (bunkeredgame) | 91.71 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 8847. | Florent (flowrange) | 91.71 | 97% | 2012-01-03 |
| 8848. | Finch (ficxjo) | 91.71 | 99% | 2019-10-05 |
| 8849. | Philipp (firephil) | 91.71 | 93% | 2014-07-05 |
| 8850. | Sherman (shemsan) | 91.70 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 8851. | 3000HP Supra (bagusseno) | 91.70 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 8852. | Mohammad (lebeast) | 91.70 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 8853. | how? (haotingz) | 91.70 | 96.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8854. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 91.70 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 8855. | Jordan (mangoes) | 91.70 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 8856. | Robert (jstckr) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8857. | Zach (zach_bill) | 91.69 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8858. | Speedy (speedymcgee) | 91.68 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8859. | Tristan (tristanpdrec) | 91.67 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 8860. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 91.67 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 8861. | Grant (grantb409) | 91.67 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8862. | Josh (49292048458) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 8863. | Simon (zenex) | 91.66 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |