Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3906. | Henry (squidhs) | 59.82 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 3907. | Mehul (mehulk) | 59.82 | 96% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3908. | mosero (mosero) | 59.82 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 3909. | G (mrconductor) | 59.81 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3910. | Shift (shiftw) | 59.81 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 3911. | J (jaid) | 59.80 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 3912. | Rajil (rajil1213) | 59.80 | 93% | 2018-09-12 |
| 3913. | Tunihorn (tunihorn) | 59.79 | 93% | 2019-01-01 |
| 3914. | Jehangir (jehangirkhanafridi) | 59.74 | 96% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3915. | lev (zoevespa) | 59.74 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 3916. | Milos (ilovebra) | 59.74 | 95% | 2019-10-27 |
| 3917. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 59.71 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 3918. | Michael (michael271) | 59.68 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3919. | GS (monstars) | 59.68 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 3920. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 59.67 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3921. | Ninjalex (ninjalex) | 59.67 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 3922. | JayVee (jayvee1337) | 59.60 | 93% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3923. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 59.60 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3924. | jerry (jerry_wu) | 59.59 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 3925. | axos (axos411) | 59.56 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3926. | small (smalllittlesheep) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3927. | Ansar (gansarxd) | 59.53 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3928. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3929. | Mario (mario7lorenzo) | 59.50 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3930. | Tony (oznemt) | 59.50 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3931. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 59.49 | 94% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3932. | Gayane (xujuj) | 59.47 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3933. | 0daze (dic0n) | 59.47 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3934. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 59.46 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3935. | Daniel (dannyxo) | 59.46 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |