The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24588. | alec (mrwisntworking) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 24589. | Nikolay (zn1p3r) | 75.81 | 99% | 2016-10-18 |
| 24590. | Frank (frankthechamp) | 75.81 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| 24591. | Dragon (2dragon4u2) | 75.80 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 24592. | Dave (fadedave) | 75.80 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 24593. | Daniel (swoopie) | 75.80 | 96.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24594. | David (timewarptrio) | 75.80 | 95% | 2012-05-12 |
| 24595. | Elia (elia222) | 75.79 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 24596. | Felipe (afcruzs) | 75.79 | 90% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24597. | LX (nguyenkien) | 75.79 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 24598. | James (jameshamich) | 75.78 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 24599. | SONIA (soniaa) | 75.78 | 95% | 2012-01-03 |
| 24600. | Cele (cele0530) | 75.78 | 95% | 2021-04-03 |
| 24601. | Kassie (xkassiee) | 75.78 | 94% | 2019-12-17 |
| 24602. | Tigran (tigranhakobyan) | 75.78 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 24603. | Anthony (burner15) | 75.78 | 89% | 2012-05-29 |
| 24604. | meo (meo42) | 75.77 | 95% | 2014-04-01 |
| 24605. | neuros (neuros123) | 75.77 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 24606. | Sparsa (sparsa) | 75.77 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 24607. | cao cao (sosoreeb) | 75.77 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 24608. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 75.77 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 24609. | javoscript (javoscript) | 75.77 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 24610. | Poy (poyfromraze_2) | 75.77 | 93% | 2016-05-08 |
| 24611. | Steven (sanstotz) | 75.77 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
| 24612. | Maurício (mv4rgas) | 75.77 | 98% | 2017-05-23 |
| 24613. | Lucas (des_vegas) | 75.77 | 98% | 2012-10-08 |
| 24614. | Justin (jcoolwhip) | 75.76 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 24615. | Misticati (misticati) | 75.76 | 100% | 2012-04-23 |
| 24616. | Matti (matti37238) | 75.76 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 24617. | Adam (adrakpro) | 75.76 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |