I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16708. | Rat (dumpsterrat) | 68.73 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 16709. | Water (jeffersonjap) | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16710. | Amedeo (blacktiker) | 68.72 | 99% | 2024-05-16 |
| 16711. | Kamol (danny_13) | 68.72 | 95.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16712. | Chris (chrissimba) | 68.72 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 16713. | Izhar Ali (izhar368) | 68.71 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 16714. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 68.71 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 16715. | 707 (nadhirhos) | 68.71 | 97.8% | 2023-06-17 |
| 16716. | Ranak (rakibulranak) | 68.71 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 16717. | Ryytsduuft (ryytsduuft) | 68.71 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 16718. | hannilingus (hannilingus) | 68.70 | 96.7% | 2025-01-13 |
| 16719. | bigboy (skogens) | 68.70 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 16720. | Home (joeyhockey77) | 68.70 | 92.6% | 2023-09-03 |
| 16721. | Johan (keymaster10) | 68.70 | 87% | 2017-02-23 |
| 16722. | Lucius (luciusong) | 68.70 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 16723. | Ty (tyrunnn) | 68.70 | 94% | 2018-02-15 |
| 16724. | Srdjan (savaraki) | 68.69 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16725. | Javla (javlafan) | 68.69 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 16726. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 68.68 | 95% | 2021-10-22 |
| 16727. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 68.68 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 16728. | You (lokimonsta) | 68.68 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 16729. | Mary (mariia_zhd) | 68.67 | 99% | 2025-09-27 |
| 16730. | mmlvx (mmlvx) | 68.67 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16731. | iStealCatNips (i_steal_cat_... | 68.67 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 16732. | IMZA (runawayse) | 68.67 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 16733. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 68.67 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 16734. | Albin (twixenz) | 68.67 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 16735. | Ishita (ishi17) | 68.67 | 95% | 2019-03-29 |
| 16736. | Rasud (rasud) | 68.66 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
| 16737. | Sam (sme321) | 68.66 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |