As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10697. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 81.91 | 99% | 2015-10-19 |
| 10698. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 81.91 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 10699. | Jason (jsinkidd) | 81.90 | 94% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10700. | M (schrempsky) | 81.90 | 97% | 2017-03-21 |
| 10701. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 81.90 | 91% | 2015-05-15 |
| 10702. | Shoegum (shoegum) | 81.89 | 92% | 2015-11-23 |
| 10703. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 81.89 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10704. | Fang (fangalpha) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10705. | Woo-Ri (drquacks) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 10706. | Sophie (sdk1997) | 81.88 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 10707. | Esk (99tester) | 81.88 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 10708. | Underworld (vnderworld) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 10709. | Jack (jackslagle) | 81.88 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 10710. | wordtoyourmother (wordtoyou... | 81.88 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 10711. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 81.88 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 10712. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 81.88 | 96% | 2016-08-06 |
| 10713. | ric (javascriptsg) | 81.87 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 10714. | HUONO (gghuono) | 81.87 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 10715. | Phil (lordphil3) | 81.87 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 10716. | (maybenonquit) | 81.87 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 10717. | Jake (four_cigarettes) | 81.87 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 10718. | James (beatnik307) | 81.87 | 98% | 2015-07-16 |
| 10719. | Dylan (dmiller00) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
| 10720. | Seth (stromboli_) | 81.86 | 99% | 2016-06-16 |
| 10721. | Ilia (svetly) | 81.86 | 100% | 2022-03-14 |
| 10722. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 81.86 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10723. | Last (galya_88) | 81.85 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 10724. | Maalik (theassassin201) | 81.85 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 10725. | the (rank1zen) | 81.85 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10726. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 81.84 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |