The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21985. | D3athStArBaNana_63 (jmsmnlpz) | 68.60 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 21986. | James (jimmyt50) | 68.60 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 21987. | david (daveidt) | 68.60 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 21988. | Baby (bonxate) | 68.60 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
| 21989. | Dleedirector (dleedirector9... | 68.59 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 21990. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 68.59 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 21991. | CXdur (cxdur) | 68.59 | 81% | 2012-06-16 |
| 21992. | Ahmed (ryu_hayabusa) | 68.59 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 21993. | btkhoi.BGLM (btkhoi) | 68.59 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 21994. | Siblex (siblex) | 68.58 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 21995. | Nanar (nanarboursal) | 68.58 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 21996. | Geth (gethman) | 68.58 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
| 21997. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 68.58 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 21998. | theFurlong (thefurlong) | 68.58 | 97.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 21999. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 68.58 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 22000. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 68.58 | 100% | 2014-11-16 |
| 22001. | Raymond (raymondo111) | 68.57 | 90% | 2013-12-01 |
| 22002. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 68.57 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 22003. | Bone (mrstyles) | 68.57 | 94% | 2014-01-28 |
| 22004. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 68.57 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 22005. | mohammed (mohad12211) | 68.57 | 93% | 2021-07-24 |
| 22006. | Jaspreet (jassi) | 68.57 | 99% | 2014-06-13 |
| 22007. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 68.56 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22008. | Pavlos (pavlogd) | 68.56 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 22009. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 68.56 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 22010. | Dylan (the_plumber) | 68.56 | 97% | 2011-05-25 |
| 22011. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 68.56 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 22012. | mrghost (mrghost) | 68.55 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 22013. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 68.55 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 22014. | crudosu (crudosu) | 68.55 | 96.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |