As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8312. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8313. | dvorak is better (interplan... | 87.76 | 94% | 2015-07-08 |
| 8314. | Val (valandil211) | 87.75 | 87% | 2016-05-15 |
| 8315. | Sam (gates250) | 87.75 | 98.4% | 2023-12-23 |
| 8316. | fatih (webfox) | 87.75 | 99% | 2016-12-28 |
| 8317. | Nck (browohwy) | 87.74 | 97% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8318. | raynre (raynre) | 87.74 | 98% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8319. | Diether John (dietherjohn20) | 87.74 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 8320. | Amit (amtijais) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 8321. | Hunain (hunain) | 87.74 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
| 8322. | Cat On A Computer (elrot_) | 87.73 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 8323. | Nomen (punomenals) | 87.73 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8324. | Michael (distrinity) | 87.72 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8325. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 87.72 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
| 8326. | Anthony (andrithir) | 87.71 | 97.5% | 2024-01-05 |
| 8327. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 87.71 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8328. | Ramen (freezo_) | 87.70 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 8329. | jarjarbinks9000 (jarjarbink0s) | 87.70 | 97.5% | 2024-11-23 |
| 8330. | A (andisim) | 87.70 | 96.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 8331. | Lazer (lawins) | 87.70 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 8332. | Vik (yungcoolioth) | 87.70 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8333. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 87.70 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 8334. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 87.70 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 8335. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 87.69 | 99% | 2025-07-22 |
| 8336. | Draco (zdraco_meteor) | 87.69 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8337. | Homayoon (homayoonalm) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8338. | andy (andypaling) | 87.69 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 8339. | Kacper (nijo_essa) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 8340. | Erik (erik_leon) | 87.68 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8341. | Quan (baoquannt) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |