As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13484. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.94 | 97.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 13485. | PrfctMks (prfctmks) | 75.94 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 13486. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 75.93 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13487. | cj (stonewippen) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13488. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 75.93 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
| 13489. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 75.93 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 13490. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 75.92 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
| 13491. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 75.92 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 13492. | henny (palazartan) | 75.92 | 91% | 2016-02-17 |
| 13493. | Lior (lior8413) | 75.92 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13494. | l (laciezhou) | 75.91 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 13495. | Sama (parasite007) | 75.91 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 13496. | Chad (kraesh) | 75.91 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 13497. | Anel (anelbeads) | 75.90 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 13498. | Zoran (fresh99012) | 75.90 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
| 13499. | Alec (whippasnappa) | 75.90 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 13500. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 75.89 | 96.5% | 2024-02-02 |
| 13501. | Thomas (tammis) | 75.89 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 13502. | Kuno (kunohami) | 75.89 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 13503. | andy (sushimomma) | 75.89 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
| 13504. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 75.89 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 13505. | Nathan (nat179) | 75.88 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13506. | Cesar (cvivas) | 75.88 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 13507. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 13508. | Spritly (spritly) | 75.88 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 13509. | Jacob (jacobrrr) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13510. | D (akrino) | 75.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13511. | Mason (axiune) | 75.88 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 13512. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 75.88 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
| 13513. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 75.87 | 96.9% | 2025-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |