I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13025. | Jerry (jernjej) | 79.44 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 13026. | gilbo (ch0wner) | 79.43 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13027. | hacker (vonminitorxi) | 79.43 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13028. | meme (mememanjeff) | 79.43 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 13029. | Yodeller (yodeller) | 79.43 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
| 13030. | tstats[sajald77] (sajald77) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 13031. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 79.43 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 13032. | Norbert (norbert515) | 79.43 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 13033. | Chris (alkalineii) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 13034. | Aman (amanengineer) | 79.42 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 13035. | Troy (insignificantmeme) | 79.42 | 95% | 2017-07-27 |
| 13036. | Lauris (toxic_bowl) | 79.42 | 95% | 2021-12-01 |
| 13037. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 79.42 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13038. | desk (desk_wall) | 79.42 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 13039. | CF (cfoodc) | 79.42 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 13040. | Axel (idkmanwtf) | 79.42 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 13041. | ZGBNT (z_gbnt) | 79.41 | 96% | 2025-01-29 |
| 13042. | ayush (rocky1708) | 79.41 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 13043. | Hikaru (japism) | 79.41 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 13044. | GameChaos (superflip) | 79.41 | 93% | 2016-07-19 |
| 13045. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 13046. | Bbblaire (bbbblaire) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 13047. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 79.40 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 13048. | Gay Toyholi (l3hargav) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 13049. | Sushi (sushixr) | 79.39 | 95.7% | 2024-07-21 |
| 13050. | Kerbal (kerbal) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 13051. | Quentin (skiller332) | 79.38 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13052. | lazaro (quid) | 79.38 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 13053. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 13054. | Ern-Wen (canoya) | 79.37 | 97.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |