Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1660. | Adriel (aarceo33) | 89.40 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1661. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1662. | wow (anatawaweebudesu) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1663. | Do (quannnnn) | 89.38 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1664. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.38 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1665. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 89.38 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1666. | K (sobadono) | 89.38 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1667. | hentaiman (hxntaiman) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1668. | Faendal (colintjy) | 89.36 | 99% | 2018-12-23 |
| 1669. | liz (lizkebab) | 89.35 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1670. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 89.34 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1671. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1672. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 89.33 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 1673. | John (rileytolentino13) | 89.32 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1674. | Zeyres (zyacsio) | 89.32 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1675. | 66 (dogmouse) | 89.30 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1676. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 89.29 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 1677. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 89.29 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1678. | Broken (brokencog) | 89.29 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1679. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 89.27 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 1680. | rk61 (lowda9) | 89.27 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 1681. | Oscar (nacl322) | 89.27 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1682. | Bailey (bgerrardd) | 89.27 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1683. | Jonathan (kamikazecupcake) | 89.26 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1684. | Jonathan (the_mechanical) | 89.24 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1685. | Lou (lulu64436) | 89.24 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1686. | Sam (samschmoll) | 89.23 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 1687. | Phil (pliao39) | 89.22 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1688. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 89.22 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1689. | Daniel (manheek) | 89.22 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |