Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1877. | Mason (bad_mason) | 87.51 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 1878. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 87.46 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1879. | Carter (thecartel) | 87.46 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1880. | Chris (chsanfor) | 87.46 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1881. | Mark (msg0192) | 87.45 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1882. | Emre (wrraith) | 87.43 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1883. | agyon (meikaina) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1884. | tenga (violxt) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1885. | Kevin (yinkr) | 87.40 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1886. | 景弱智 (jasontgm1221) | 87.40 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1887. | 043v897s (previouslol) | 87.37 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1888. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 87.36 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1889. | Gabe (rubikcrube) | 87.34 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
| 1890. | Junya (junia) | 87.33 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1891. | Z (yuzhshen) | 87.28 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1892. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 87.28 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1893. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 87.27 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1894. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 87.27 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 1895. | Scott (scottymcraig) | 87.25 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1896. | Night (nightparade) | 87.25 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1897. | Trenton (ragefast) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1898. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 87.19 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 1899. | RacinGalaxy (racingalaxy) | 87.16 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1900. | DeadEyeKozi (deadeyekozi) | 87.16 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1901. | Senin (senin8pagi) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1902. | nick (icebyte) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1903. | Katana (katanapanda) | 87.16 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1904. | grace (graceszymk) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 1905. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 87.14 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1906. | galei (galei) | 87.13 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |