The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12303. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12304. | squall (squalllionheart) | 84.81 | 98.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12305. | Potato (potatokitten) | 84.81 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12306. | Stove (ne0terik) | 84.81 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 12307. | Tim (prof_b) | 84.81 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 12308. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 84.81 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 12309. | Jonathan (jdamico) | 84.81 | 95.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 12310. | samantha (sami6788) | 84.81 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 12311. | Ann (heater) | 84.81 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 12312. | Michael (aeonlight) | 84.81 | 98% | 2012-07-10 |
| 12313. | Julien (dadcomeback) | 84.80 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12314. | David (dashgr) | 84.80 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 12315. | Eric (junkanator) | 84.80 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 12316. | Cart (itscart) | 84.80 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 12317. | Ronnie (nighpher) | 84.80 | 96% | 2014-02-13 |
| 12318. | Dustan (howellbsbll06) | 84.80 | 94% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12319. | DTP (first_gaze) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 12320. | Samad (samad_20) | 84.79 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12321. | Mark (thefakemark) | 84.79 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 12322. | Dan (danthepropman) | 84.79 | 98% | 2014-06-22 |
| 12323. | bd3p (kredei278) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 12324. | James (frxction) | 84.79 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 12325. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 84.79 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 12326. | jason (jamonster2) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 12327. | Raquel (mediocregiraffe) | 84.78 | 97% | 2014-11-21 |
| 12328. | Ziad (lemonbarf) | 84.78 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 12329. | Sway (swaycuisway) | 84.78 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 12330. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 84.78 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 12331. | Taro (tarou) | 84.78 | 96% | 2012-08-04 |
| 12332. | Ted on Norman (norted) | 84.78 | 97% | 2013-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |