So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27291. | cotrex (cotrex) | 56.84 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 27292. | Michael (yetanother) | 56.84 | 95% | 2015-06-16 |
| 27293. | Anthony (nyspyda) | 56.84 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 27294. | Alicia (aca5191) | 56.84 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 27295. | krishna (silentkillerexp) | 56.83 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 27296. | Robert (robbie050216) | 56.83 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 27297. | Ruri (oshila_) | 56.83 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 27298. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 56.83 | 91% | 2016-03-31 |
| 27299. | lotte (lotte) | 56.83 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 27300. | OrangeKomodo (orangekomodo) | 56.82 | 94% | 2021-08-25 |
| 27301. | Firman (muntaco) | 56.82 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 27302. | Blake (technoremixz) | 56.82 | 90% | 2014-02-19 |
| 27303. | Lalit (klalit) | 56.81 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 27304. | Fernando (champolot) | 56.81 | 82% | 2015-09-30 |
| 27305. | Filmz2002 (braydenluvdbz) | 56.81 | 88% | 2013-12-02 |
| 27306. | Tiaborkee (tiaborkee) | 56.81 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 27307. | Kai (kai3030) | 56.80 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 27308. | Bubblebone (bubblebone) | 56.80 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 27309. | Nguyễn (nguyensonhoang021... | 56.80 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 27310. | Gunkan (wypeout) | 56.80 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 27311. | James (jamesus) | 56.80 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| 27312. | huang (huangc) | 56.80 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 27313. | (50shadeofspeed) | 56.80 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 27314. | Mata (mata_t) | 56.80 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 27315. | Linh (linh62742) | 56.80 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 27316. | Moritz (mango_1212) | 56.79 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27317. | Quang (baoquanggogreen) | 56.79 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 27318. | KENNETTE (kennshinn) | 56.79 | 91% | 2014-09-24 |
| 27319. | Ocean (masayocean) | 56.79 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 27320. | Errrnesto (errrnesto) | 56.78 | 94% | 2022-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |