I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5255. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 99.10 | 100% | 2022-10-23 |
| 5256. | Hristiyan (stormthetallone) | 99.10 | 97% | 2020-02-17 |
| 5257. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 99.10 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 5258. | Dan (wrightdp) | 99.10 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
| 5259. | Ryan (ryanhudson) | 99.10 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
| 5260. | BBIBBI (eddie110) | 99.09 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 5261. | marsh (yepeyi) | 99.09 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 5262. | Peter (pruse) | 99.09 | 100% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5263. | Bill (wyxoor) | 99.08 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 5264. | David (drich31) | 99.08 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 5265. | Jake (jaydez) | 99.08 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 5266. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 99.08 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 5267. | Dejan (exlargy) | 99.07 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5268. | Hadi (alcatroz) | 99.07 | 98.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 5269. | the (thetrickster10) | 99.07 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5270. | Shubby (shubby) | 99.07 | 97% | 2015-06-28 |
| 5271. | Simba (simba_10) | 99.05 | 98.3% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5272. | sudu (clockmen) | 99.05 | 99.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5273. | Leo (leo099) | 99.05 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5274. | Max (hooterr) | 99.05 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5275. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 99.05 | 99% | 2015-06-19 |
| 5276. | JamesK (jamesk123) | 99.05 | 92% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5277. | fantasy (fantasy4) | 99.04 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5278. | Daniel (daniiiiiii) | 99.04 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 5279. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 99.04 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 5280. | mashallah tabarakallah coal... | 99.04 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5281. | Áron (junkpot) | 99.03 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
| 5282. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5283. | Ben (alestz) | 99.02 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 5284. | Owen (0wenli) | 99.01 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |