Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1564. | peter (frozenguy) | 90.34 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1565. | สปริงหัก (b... | 90.32 | 100% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1566. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 90.31 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1567. | (l__l) | 90.30 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1568. | doquan (doquannnn) | 90.30 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1569. | Matthew (matthewhorus) | 90.28 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1570. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 90.26 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1571. | Hernan (caantics) | 90.26 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 1572. | sugi (dea_agent) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1573. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1574. | Clarence (thedolphinater) | 90.23 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1575. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 90.21 | 99% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1576. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 90.21 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1577. | Scrable (therealscrable) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1578. | Alan (codestar17) | 90.21 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1579. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 90.20 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 1580. | James (james_m808) | 90.17 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1581. | Stefan (stefantibulca) | 90.17 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1582. | Arturo (skikdo) | 90.17 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 1583. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 90.16 | 99% | 2018-07-21 |
| 1584. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 90.16 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1585. | Yom (qwerf) | 90.16 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1586. | Six (sixray) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1587. | tstats[pumpkinsoup1] (pumpk... | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1588. | lumpia (aurelia7) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1589. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 90.11 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1590. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 90.10 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1591. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 90.09 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1592. | Van (umbala_meo) | 90.06 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1593. | Dylan (nazinipz) | 90.06 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |