Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1566. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 63.46 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1567. | Joe (joelepore) | 63.45 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1568. | Lary (larylo1025) | 63.38 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1569. | Tim (prof_b) | 63.34 | 93% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1570. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 63.31 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1571. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 63.30 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 1572. | András (geiszla) | 63.27 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1573. | Hello (julius1331) | 63.26 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1574. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 63.22 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1575. | Noah (nsinger3) | 63.15 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1576. | Ronald (ronladred) | 63.14 | 95% | 2017-07-06 |
| 1577. | KeksKuh (kekskuh) | 63.10 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1578. | Hao (codh) | 63.10 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1579. | Sam (busiclucho) | 63.09 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1580. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 63.07 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1581. | Christian (kickstyping4thewin) | 63.06 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1582. | James (james_m808) | 63.05 | 93% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1583. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 63.03 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1584. | punit (punit965) | 62.99 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1585. | tai (sharpblader) | 62.96 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1586. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 62.94 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1587. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 62.93 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1588. | Taehyeon (znpfg) | 62.91 | 94% | 2019-01-20 |
| 1589. | Logan (loganb123) | 62.89 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 1590. | anurag (sabanurag) | 62.88 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1591. | igs (x7041) | 62.82 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| 1592. | K (lightfalls) | 62.77 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 1593. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 62.77 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1594. | Luke (forkanion) | 62.77 | 94% | 2017-09-05 |
| 1595. | Phil (pliao39) | 62.74 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |